A Rap Of Coin and Sword: Knock Thee Down!

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A Rap Of Coin and Sword: Knock Thee Down!

Post by Bashagain » Fri Oct 06, 2017 3:43 am

“A Game of Prone” a.k.a. “Forsooth Mah Drizzo!”

‘Twas in da thick o’Brambles that he gots ta hunt; lookin’ left and right for a goblin bolt; quick as flash, dropped by three, splattering blood all ova da grass!

Forsooth Mah Drizzo! Forsooth Mah Drizzo!

Trio of hobgoblins have knocked him out cold; His dreadlocks mixin with the thick red blood; Before they know what’s up, he is up on his feet; slashin’ em down and then runnin again!

Forsooth Mah Drizzo! Forsooth Mah Drizzo!

Bugbears on his rear, hob-goblins on his fore, jumping through bushes with wenches on his mind; blazing through the trails after hopping on his ride; H.P. Thaco is in da Bramble Woods~

Forsooth Mah Drizzo! Forsooth Mah Drizzo!

For y’all Home-knaves out there: Bramble Woods represent! Knowest thou of what I speak?! G’yeah, for all the Waukeen’s bling chasers out there, peace unto thee!

‘Tis how Certified Paladin Wannabe of Waukeen rolleth, G’yeah!
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"Drider-man, with Great Smite cometh Great Responsibility to SMITE THEE!!!" - Erik Silverarms, in The Underdark. Circa AR 63

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Re: A Rap Of Coin and Sword

Post by Bashagain » Fri Oct 13, 2017 5:53 pm

“Wench’th Got Mah Ride!”

Uhuh uhuh~ Tis for all mine home-knaves out yondah...
Hustlin’ ta survive without a ride! Knowest thou what I’m sayin’?!

Wench’th got mah ride!
Wench’th got mah ride!
Ah-got brand new saddle but the wench’th got mah ride!

Spendin’ mah time on the grassy knoll
Ridin’ Past thyme and the brassy gnoll
Collectin’ all the trinkets and tha buckets o’ gold
Deflectin’ all the crickets den ah struck it real bold!

Clash! Bam! Smash! Den Ah ran witha loot!
Chased bah Gnolls without trippin’ On mah foot!
When da heat is on an Ah needed to go hide,
Ah realized that the wench’th got mah Ride!!!

Wench’th got mah ride!
Wench’th got mah ride!

Da gnoll is chasin’ But the wench’th got mah ride!

Wench’th got mah ride!
Wench’th got mah ride!
Home-knave’s gonna die ‘cause the wench’th got mah ride!!!

G’yeah~ foh all mah home-knaves chillin’ in da Social Club,
Keep thine eyes on thine own blingin’ mount, yo~
Lest da wench is gonna take thy ride!
Leave thee ta die~ Knowest thou what I’m sayin?!
Uhuh! Uhuh!
"Drider-man, with Great Smite cometh Great Responsibility to SMITE THEE!!!" - Erik Silverarms, in The Underdark. Circa AR 63

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A Rap Of Coin and Sword: Run D.M.E!

Post by Bashagain » Tue Oct 24, 2017 8:56 pm

“Run D.M.E.”

Lookin’ for adventures
To payoff debentures
I walk down past a guard with dentures

Then I see a sign
“Heading to a mine:
I be seekin’ company who won’t constantly whine”

“Sign me up, D’
I be Thaco, see?
There be an elf with a shield behind that tree!”

“Two of you will come?
Then this is where we’re from
We sally forth into a mine then shortly come back home!”

(Chorus)
Run~ DME!
Run~ DME!
Dwarf an’ Man an’ Elven lass be running ta git money!

Run~ DME!
Run~ DME!
Dwarf an’ Man an’ Elven lass be running in a party!

My name is Baz an’ I’m here ta bash
Wackin’ lil xvarts with mah axe is a rush!
Call me short an’ grumpy
I cough but I ain’t jumpy
I Kick Thaco’s butt because he ain’t stumpy!

My name is Thaco an’ I’m here ta git rich!
I be dark an’ handsome but I’m broke because a wench
Waukeen Certified
But I ain’t satisfied!
Lost mah horsey now I gotta buy a ride!

Mylaera is my name an I keep em on a leash!
My mad elven skills keep me totally posh!
Got mah shiny shield
Lay hands to get healed
Smitin’ evil, keepin’ party from gettin’ killed!

(Repeat Chorus)
"Drider-man, with Great Smite cometh Great Responsibility to SMITE THEE!!!" - Erik Silverarms, in The Underdark. Circa AR 63

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Re: A Rap Of Coin and Sword: Run D.M.E!

Post by Bashagain » Sat Sep 22, 2018 6:12 pm

“Waukeen Hath No Knights a.k.a Knock Thee Down”

Ah ah ah ah~
Ah ah ah ah~

Callest it thou no comeback!
Fer I’ve ne’er-evah left!
Been fightin’ fer a decade
But ah ain’ gonna fade!

Flashin’ mah seal to da
knaves o’ dem caves
Runnin’ wit mah knaves
chasin’ cultists with dem staves!

(Chorus)
I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down! Wau~
I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down!
Smite down!

Near damn five years
I pray ta Waukeen
But dere ain no knights
fer da Fair Blingin’ Queen!

Ah ain’ got no oath!
An’ ah ain’t got no ride!
Gotta be a paladin but
Waukeen hath no knights!

I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down! Wau~
I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down!
Smite down!

Enter Radiant Knights
Tyrrans an’ Tormites
Lookin’ mighty blingin with dem
lances an’ dem smites~

“Brotha H.P., methinks
thou hath got rhyme,
Join us as a Tyrran an’
thou shalt be a knight!”

I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down! Wau~
I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down!
Smite down!

Ah knelt before Shimmorn
an’ she sayeth, “Sir, rise!”
“Here’s thy seal an’
now thou shalt ride.”

Fully ordained
as a paladin o’ Tyr
Summoned mah Faithful Mount
Drizzo da Peer!

I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down! Wau~
I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down!
Smite down!

Blingin’ Goddess’ wrath
Is enough ta take thy breath!
Fer betrayal of thy faith
ain’ got no easy path

Ah had ta shed a tear
ta git it goin’ wit Tyr!
But ah ain’ got no doubt
cause ahm still gonna shout,

I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down! Wau~
I’m gonna knock thee down! Wau~
Waukeen sayeth knock thee down!
Smite down!

Frith out, Lo~
Ride outta hither...
I shalt be droppin’ mah might.
"Drider-man, with Great Smite cometh Great Responsibility to SMITE THEE!!!" - Erik Silverarms, in The Underdark. Circa AR 63

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