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TalonTheHalfDrow
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Kobolds

Post by TalonTheHalfDrow » Mon Mar 20, 2017 8:28 am

So I am a huge fan of kobolds and kobold shenanigans. Several weeks ago was a new highlight in my Kobold Memories. I was playing my Weave Master Isomi Lelin'Dash and visiting a friend's house IC. I find that there are two kobolds talking with her about the Dragon Gods. One kobold did not recognize Bahamut as a God (oddly enough) so when the name was mentioned, a great interaction occurred.

PS: Kudos to TikTik who played the kobold in this scene! <3

Kobold Female: "What is a BAH-HOP-MUTT?"
Isomi: *arches a brow at the kobold* "Gazoomtite!"
Kobold Female: "Thank you." *wipes it's nostrils"
Isomi: "Uhm, no problem." *she hands a handkerchief to the kobold*
Kobold Female: *Looks at the tissue and...eats it. With difficulty*
Isomi: "N-no, not like that. You use it for your nose."
Kobold Female: "How eat with nose?"
Isomi: "Here." *She takes a new handkerchief out to rub the kobold's drippy nose*
Kobold Female: *The kobold blows and shoots literal rockets of snot. Powerful Kobold sinuses!*
Isomi: *Grimaces and pats the kobold's back* "T-here there? Gross..."
Kobold Female: "Thank you."

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