Best Lines said IC in Arelith

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Faye » Sun Nov 02, 2014 12:51 am

^ That's nice.

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Kuma » Sun Nov 02, 2014 1:24 am

Roland Asen: You will BREED for me.

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by DestroyerOTN » Sun Nov 02, 2014 5:40 pm

Kuma wrote:Roland Asen: You will BREED for me.
Totally forgot that one!
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Stath » Mon Nov 03, 2014 5:39 am

I forgot the actual quote, but paraphrased.

"I guess the mushrooms just aren't very /fun/gi for everyone."-Carlie Swift, AR 102.

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Katze » Mon Nov 03, 2014 10:57 am

DestroyerOTN wrote:
Kuma wrote:Roland Asen: You will BREED for me.
Totally forgot that one!
did he say that to stormwind?
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Meglith » Wed Nov 05, 2014 7:42 am

Elaine: Where's Walda?

(after my healer, Walda, fell behind the rest of the party; i was caught completely off-guard with the simple brilliance of the joke)

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Stath » Sat Nov 08, 2014 8:46 am

"Rrruuummmpphh!"

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Tyrantos » Sat Nov 08, 2014 12:17 pm

Every single word that Robert Brimstead speaks.

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Stath » Sat Nov 08, 2014 11:18 pm

Tyrantos wrote:Every single word that Robert Brimstead speaks.
True story
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Kuma » Fri Nov 14, 2014 7:02 pm

Roland Asen: Nothing disintegrates a drow's panties like an enchantment focus.

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by RED GANOT » Sat Nov 15, 2014 1:41 pm

'You monochromatic b----.'

Apparently, Robert said this to or when referring to a drow. I don't recall it. Either it wasn't him, or I was hideously tired. But whomever said it, it was hilarious.
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Manabi » Sun Nov 16, 2014 5:15 am

"Die Cur!" - Guard in FOIG

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Rattus_norvegicus99 » Sun Nov 16, 2014 6:29 am

IC lines, not NPC ... keep up with the OP topic! *threatens with wet noodle*
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Stath » Sun Nov 16, 2014 7:06 am

"A gift.
A token.
A toll.

Or you will be lifted, taken, by a troll."
-Vida, best rhyming Witch.

This was -that- good.
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Manabi » Tue Nov 18, 2014 10:42 pm

"What is that insolent cantrip-casting tower scum doing here? Go away, Manobi. We're not giving away any bread!"

Had to paraphrase that. The bread comment made me laugh so hard.
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Rattus_norvegicus99 » Wed Nov 19, 2014 5:41 am

Manabi wrote:"What is that insolent cantrip-casting tower scum doing here? Go away, Manobi. We're not giving away any bread!"

Had to paraphrase that. The bread comment made me laugh so hard.

Who said it? That is good! :D
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Manabi » Wed Nov 19, 2014 10:14 pm

Rattus_norvegicus99 wrote:
Manabi wrote:"What is that insolent cantrip-casting tower scum doing here? Go away, Manobi. We're not giving away any bread!"

Had to paraphrase that. The bread comment made me laugh so hard.

Who said it? That is good! :D
Whoap, sorry. That was Gil'thilak.

That was an astounding amount of fun. I wish I could have remembered all the names present for a kudos.
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Kooshy » Sun Nov 23, 2014 3:04 am

[Someone] *does something powerpose-y*
[Kazdul] *tumble success*

Oh, and another one:
Kazdul, being the consummate ham and 'master thief' he was, started trying to steal a tent..that Chaina and Alyisse were sleeping inside.
[Chaina (paraphrased, half-asleep)]: Who's there?
[Kazdul] RUN AWAY!
[Kazdul, strolling back toward the tent (paraphrased)]: Is everything all right? I just saw someone run away shouting 'Run away!'

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by livingNPC » Sun Nov 23, 2014 10:11 am

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by The Pretty Prince of Parties » Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:33 am

Roberto: Nice.

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Preacher » Mon Nov 24, 2014 3:42 am

livingNPC wrote:"I'm the only one to bring Nives to a gonne fight, and win" Yasdia
HA! This one actually made me chuckle out loud. :D
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Stath » Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:36 am

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...err. The Underdark."

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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by Rattus_norvegicus99 » Mon Dec 01, 2014 4:39 pm

This was long ago when Harran was captain of the Hawkin at the old Fort Bendir ... a player had an old woman character, stooped back and everything, and came into the fort, turned and looked up the hill and said.

*sighs* "Not another hill. Why must everything be up hill?"

I can't remember the character or player's name, but that was priceless.
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by CragOneEye » Sun Dec 07, 2014 6:39 pm

So Sirirl Holie reminded me of one of Caster's best lines:
*Caster's conspiring in a change room with Siri and a few other cyricists, random snoop, opens door on them and asks what's going on in there, Caster's response* "We're having an orgy!" *Slams door in said persons' face*
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Re: Best Lines said IC in Arelith

Post by NauNatha » Wed Dec 10, 2014 4:25 pm

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