Best Lines said IC in Arelith

[Katze]

*Drakus runs off from a party of adventurers on the surface*

*meanwhile, kens mennen is walking along the trail oblivious to the running kobold (area transitioning)*

*(Kens mennen enters area) Drakus runs into his sheild and falls over*

Drakus: *groan*

Kens mennen: "It couldn't have hurt that bad."

[Rattus_norvegicus99]

Filtel Nou'ate: And how do these bees get from plant to plant.

Martin: They fly.

Filtel Nou'ate: Ooh. Alright. *he nods at this*

Filtel Nou'ate: Like dragons?

[Tashalar]

(But are they dragons the size of bees, or bees the size of dragons...?)

[Rattus_norvegicus99]

(But are they dragons the size of bees, or bees the size of dragons...?)

[Nulstarius]

Cordor Commander: Such a nice day, the city is not burning and all is quiet and well.

Shady Necromancer: Why it's only noon Commander, give it a few more hours. Criminal elements do like to sleep late.

Maybe not the best, but it sure was funny.

And then there was the four priests of Velsharoon where the first harmed the second for his failure, the second then harmed the third and the third harmed the fourth because "Shit floats down hill".

[Mayonnaise]

Ahm hungreh
Falrak every day

[Faye]

A recent favourite:

Vida Ashby-Dimes: What are your interests, Archmage?
Terrinus Aleph: Yes, Vida.

[Stath]

"I was just going to lie them out in a pentagram, crack open a few ribcages, pull the intestines out and wrap them around their necks, dismember and hack a few apart..Oh, and maybe hang one or two from the trees. Might skin some, as well."

Stath Stoutheart, 7th Nightal, AR 101, 6 in the morning.

[The Rambling Midget]

"I was just going to lie them out in a pentagram, crack open a few ribcages, pull the intestines out and wrap them around their necks, dismember and hack a few apart..Oh, and maybe hang one or two from the trees. Might skin some, as well."

Stath Stoutheart, 7th Nightal, AR 101, 6 in the morning.

[RED GANOT]

(He needed one made for Limbo.)

[aaa3]

Jihaliira: go and hide behind corner.
Teasad: okay.
*lures npc with bow but suddenly Teasad runs ariund and hides behind corner, indeed, but on the side of npc gang*
Jihaliira: oh my gods!
....after hard fight against trolls, ettin boss and slithering tracker all at once:
Teasad: oh you meant that one!

[DestroyerOTN]

"*Stops, with a mumbling grumble as they walk about. A hand extends in an outward sweep, unflourishing talon-gauntleted fingers as a sarcastic voice rings* And if you look to your -right-, you'll sssee where the -Illussstrious- matron beds, ssshites, and showers. Though, not in that order... had I half the nerve, I'd leave a lovely little -welcome- gift at it."

-Stormwind. 6 Nightall 101

[Mdiddy]

These are actually two typos I made at the worst/best of times.

We just got back from a trip to Avernus, someone needed Samir for council things.
Samir Lyons: ".. by the Hells. Hold on. I can't handle this yet, I haven't even had any shit eye."
(I meant to type shut eye, as in sleep)

Walking through the now in ruins Benwick Keep, with a ton of people. We are exploring everything top to bottom during a DM event.
Vanom Lyons: *He walks over and pees in the well.*
(Totally meant to type peers in..)

[If Valor Were Inches]

And I thought Arvora was weird. Vanom is clearly the weirdest character on Arelith.

[IndifferentPerson]

The Vanom one made me burst out laughing RL.

I have a typo one to, from eons ago.

Skani: *takes her shit from the ground and wears it again*
Meant to be shirt.

[Winter83]

Hin 1: This why I dont like Cordor, crazies everywhere.
Hin 2: This is culture. Makes the city amusing.
Hin 1: Crazies.
Hin 2: Culture
Hin 1: Crazies!
Hin 2: Yeah, we have some crazy culture here.

[Stath]

This wins the thread IMO

[Plonkers]

i dont understand why anyone would quote themselves, it makes it less interesting to hear..

[Marsi]

agreed.

[Kashisjonny]

If people are having fun with it leave them to it, it isn't exactly hurting anyone. Just skim over the ones you don't like.

[The Rambling Midget]

i dont understand why anyone would quote themselves, it makes it less interesting to hear..

I love quoting myself, and this has already been quoted, so I'm going to quote it again, for good measure.

[Xarge VI]

Ran: Yarr~

[Plonkers]

quote others that way you dont sound like a broken record in the wind of a thousand deaf ears, seriously though i dont understand it so yeah i will leave this thread be again.
just had to say it because it makes no sense to be that self centered that you only recognize your own words as fun and good to be quoted (guess its a general thing here now to be like that)

[Marsi]

chill out bro

[Kashisjonny]

Marsi : chill out bro