Best Lines said IC in Arelith

WhatDreamsMayCome · Post by **WhatDreamsMayCome** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:19 am

"1/3 + 1/3 +1/3 equals 1 ! by the laws of basic math, you ARE guilty!"

- Anonymous Underdark Political Commentator

Tashalar · Post by **Tashalar** » Fri Dec 19, 2014 4:24 am

WhatDreamsMayCome wrote:"1/3+1/3+1/3 equals 1. By the laws of basic math, you are GUILTY!"

- Anonymous Underdark Political Commentator

"WE ALL notice that each time YOU have been NOT LESS than 1/3 in trust of the Sharps Resources and Coinage... during a major coinage loss... NOT LESS than three times now... 1 / 3 + 1 / 3 + 1 / 3 = 1! BY THE LAWS OF SIMPLE MATH YOU ARE GUILTY!"

I love election time.

Post by **Barradoor** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 7:55 am

In death area...

http://i.imgur.com/d5gDqiI.png

Post by **Barradoor** » Sat Dec 20, 2014 9:17 am

*After Julie sings a song*
Ralph: You should sing that for the dreadmaster.
Julie: Which one?
Ralph: There is only one Dreadmaster. *highlander music*

Rattus_norvegicus99 · Post by **Rattus_norvegicus99** » Thu Jan 01, 2015 9:21 pm

[Tashalar] Azuilah: [Talk] I'm not dead, Martin. Nor.. Oh.

[Tashalar] Azuilah: [Talk] Oh~.

[I've jumped on the boat and] Ann Thrule: [Talk] Oh?

[Tashalar] Azuilah: [Talk] We're, uh, not... discussing why he's reciting those names.

[I've jumped on the boat and] Ann Thrule: [Talk] A-huh.

I so LOVED that.

Leave it to Azu and Ann.

MoD Rp Delight · Post by **MoD Rp Delight** » Sun Jan 04, 2015 10:41 pm

Mimosa: *holds hand out for a high five*
Other players: Um.... *high fives the hin*
Mimosa: *hand smack* Bigbys High five! Oh yeah!~ *skips off*

PixilPixi · Post by **PixilPixi** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 8:22 am

"I prefer to fist" -Silver Mennen
That line -still- cracks me up. I'm pretty sure it was that word for word... I have that screenie somewhere...
In context, he was taking about his fighting style. Nothing bad >D

When faced with three drow incredibly ready to kill him:
"No! Don't kill me!.. It's okay! I'm your cousin!" - Arelithes greatest surface elf of all time.

SwampFoot · Post by **SwampFoot** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 4:10 pm

"By Truth, Justice and Compassion I am~

The Geriatric, Evil Smiting, Assimar Knight~

Former Commander of the Armies of Benwick~

Duke Eric Silverarms of Light Keep!!"

*finger points to the sky*

*Mysterious Angelic Music"

Cheese has never been so chivalrous.

P Three · Post by **P Three** » Mon Jan 05, 2015 5:19 pm

SwampFoot wrote:"By Truth, Justice and Compassion I am~

The Geriatric, Evil Smiting, Assimar Knight~

Former Commander of the Armies of Benwick~

Duke Eric Silverarms of Light Keep!!"

*finger points to the sky*

*Mysterious Angelic Music"

Cheese has never been so chivalrous.

Silverarms is THE BEST EVER. I have stories. I've told people. Oh, yes.

PixilPixi · Post by **PixilPixi** » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:32 am

" *Fast fingers McLoot already did a number with the bodies.* "
-Kaisser
Favorite emote of the week

Manabi · Post by **Manabi** » Fri Jan 09, 2015 10:51 pm

Oh, Vil' & Ashani

Rattus_norvegicus99 · Post by **Rattus_norvegicus99** » Wed Jan 14, 2015 6:18 am

Ann Thrule: What do you think, Martin, you're regular.

Martin: *glances at the woman* ... ah .. what's regular?

Ann Thrule: You! You know, you still scream like a girl and run around in circles.

Martin: Oh.

Ann Thrule: That's a good thing, you know.

*dies laughing*

Stath · Post by **Stath** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:51 pm

"She has a face like a dropped Dwarven pie."
"Ye a slave or something, slave girl?"
"I've got a thing for brute women in badly mismatched armour."
-Dalreth Blackwater.

Mr_Rieper · Post by **Mr_Rieper** » Fri Jun 19, 2015 9:34 pm

SwampFoot wrote:"By Truth, Justice and Compassion I am~

The Geriatric, Evil Smiting, Assimar Knight~

Former Commander of the Armies of Benwick~

Duke Eric Silverarms of Light Keep!!"

*finger points to the sky*

*Mysterious Angelic Music"

Cheese has never been so chivalrous.

Woah, woah, woah, woah. Woah.

Is this a Gurren Lagann reference? All those times I watched him emote it and the thought never crossed my mind. But now all I can imagine is Eric piercing the heavens with his smite.

Ramen · Post by **Ramen** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 11:23 am

Drake Strongfist wrote:Erik Silverarms: *gasps as he stops in his tracks* Dost thou mean.....HOLY DIVER!?!?!

Thank you for that. (On a related note: I've just learned, whiskey burns like hell when ejected through your nose).

Oh, I constantly forget to click on a portrait before sending a tell, leading to my characters saying some pretty obscene stuff, that I will not repeat in polite company.

zinlor · Post by **zinlor** » Sat Jun 20, 2015 3:00 pm

Zinlor(in elven): May your genitals fester and bleed until they fall off.

Zinlor(in common): And have a nice day.

Jel Lyons(in common): Oh... what a lovely thing to say in such a horrid language.

Feral One · Post by **Feral One** » Fri Jul 24, 2015 7:38 pm

Killing Duergar-
Cuthbert "Irksome little runt tried to implode me."
Ambroz "I know the feeling, a balor tried it with me the other day"

Post by **Emotionaloverload** » Fri Aug 14, 2015 3:51 am

[On random Islet #19463]
Minerva: "What will we call it?"
Sawyer: "Fort Disappointment."
Zeth: "That one, I like."
Minerva: "Nay, already taken."
Zeth: "By who?"
Minerva: "Benwick."

Ils ne passeront pas · Post by **Ils ne passeront pas** » Sat Aug 15, 2015 12:23 am

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