Best Lines said IC in Arelith

[DaTexican]

Lets hear the best lines said IC that people have heard. GO!

[Katze]

"No one harms my Drakus"

[Kashisjonny]

Nyhmax : i am sick of all these white boys Snuggybearing up my plans

[Someonehere123]

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: Whale whale whale, what have we here.

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Shout]: Waiter!
Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: Something expensive.
Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: You son of a bitch.

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: I'm rock hard.

[IndifferentPerson]

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: Whale whale whale, what have we here.

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Shout]: Waiter!
Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: Something expensive.
Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: You son of a Snuggybear.

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: I'm rock hard.

what the actual f

[DaTexican]

Some good stuff! Hope this thead Continues.

[Kuma]

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: Whale whale whale, what have we here.

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Shout]: Waiter!
Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: Something expensive.
Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: You son of a Snuggybear.

Ayin Mesmer(KumagoroNugget) [Talk]: I'm rock hard.

[DirtyDeity]

'I don't like women!!!' -Robert Brimstead 2014

[yellowcateyes]

[Guard Commander] Graash: "Lieutenant! Set the annoying elf on fire."

[Kuma]

Ayin Mesmer: /s Ladies.
Anarghul Mesmer: /s Ladies.

within five minutes of each other, independently, to a marauding drow band in jhared's

janelle valgon wiped the floor with them a few minutes later

[WhatDreamsMayCome]

"Councillor please help, I closed the rift on Aristotlus street with a fireball, but Diego's table got destroyed and he wants to charge me. Please help. I closed the rift and saved Cordor. I am a Hero"
- Speedy from Arelith's greatest mage of all time.

[The Rambling Midget]

Kata Razengard: "Apparently, Banites have stolen his kidney."

Arlan Swordhill: "..."

Arlan Swordhill: "Always the unusual."

[jp.ping14]

Kyik Kethvarail: *Pats the deer*
Vilindra: Careful, might get fleas...
Kyik Kethvarail: Nah! Fleas won't land on my schmazinglicious skin. *laughs gaily*
Vilindra: I meant the deer... *flatly*
Kyik: HEY!

[Gnomeo]

Self Quote.
Hewitt Gearbit: "Well, I'll be off! No rest for the Wizz-ed!"

[Bran Bree]

Jonathan Gabe (eye-patch character): *casually stands in front of the Nomad*

Tiberius Metellus-Constantine (coincidentally, another eye-patch character): *emerges from Nomad, walks forward a couple steps to stand beside Jonathan, looking about the street*

Darmin Grey (my sarcastic bystander character): *glances at them and snorts* "I gots an idea... You two just walk side-by-side like that wherever ya go, and presto: Ye've solved yer one-eyed vision problem!"

Tiberius: *glares at Darmin, offering a short retort before marching off*

[Rystefn]

Chela Dracswell, priestess of Sharess: I never did manage to catch a unicorn, though...

Armored guy whose name escapes me at the moment (Sorry): That's because you have to be a virgin.

[DestroyerOTN]

(Unexpected Run-in)
Synthia: "I saw something! It was shiny, and cute, and *INSERT IRONHORN CASTING*

... come out!"

Zod: *emerges from stealth, reluctantly*

Silver Mennen: "I thought you were afraid of kobolds...."

Synthia: "... THAT'S A KOBOLD?!?!?!" *Insta fear*

(The Spider's Web & The Outcasts)
Stormwind: Asss long as noone elects to feassst on my -flesh- instead, I would be fine with aiding in your... operation here.

Merovech: The fact of the matter is that that can, and -will-, be taken multiple ways.

... and finally:

(Merovech's Catchphrase (that he has only ever actually used once... I will not allow that he forget it. Ever.))
Merovech: Mervolous.

[Rattus_norvegicus99]

*said to a lunatic character*

Azuilah: "Dips her head politely" Very well, if you poison the Sharps District water supply, I will hunt you down myself and flay you alive.

Martin: Its ill advised, sir.

[RED GANOT]

'I don't like women!!!' -Robert Brimstead 2014

No. It was:

Robert: 'I like my women like I like my tea.'
Cealis: 'Cheap and easy to keep warm?'
Robert: 'Nay. I don't like tea.'

[The Dark One]

"Don' do tha' again ye lil shit!"

[Drake Strongfist]

*walking through the UD with multiple "knights"

Erik Silverarms: "Sir Knight you are most capable. Where did thou train?"

That one dude that was a major knight of the road back in the day: "My order trained off off of the sword coast, by utilizing underwater training we were able to increase our strength on land without the resistance of the sea."

Erik Silverarms: *gasps as he stops in his tracks* Dost thou mean.....HOLY DIVER!?!?!

[Drake Strongfist]

*Traveling through the FoD with Shale Plowman and some elf monk that we found along the way.*

Elf Monk: *attempts a KD on a Malarite, misses and punches Shale in the back four times*

Shale *turns slowly and looks at the elf* "You wanna die you little shyte?"

[yellowcateyes]

[Kuma]

Tyco Pace'frunza, standing before a tree he has cast Bigby's Crushing Hand on: I'm getting wood just looking at this!

".. does the Archmalefactor know what a rainbow is?"



Jel, on Vippin;

[DM Nosferatu]